Hit the Cracker

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.

After playing hit the cracker, Eddy chowed down for missing, maybe on purpose

by Noah Fliction November 19, 2010

Oh my crackers

A synoym for oh my god, oh my jesus, something that is unbelievable to the eyes, a surprise,

Person 1: Do I really have to do the laundry?
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.

by Ohmycrackers! May 12, 2012

Ugly ass cracker

Ugly white people

You ugly ass cracker

by Deeznut£ July 13, 2021

crackers

1. Meaning "crap"
2.. A word used instead of crap, which is a goody-goody way of saying shit.

"Oh crackers I forgot my ACDC cd!" or "CRACKERS!"

by Unclassified October 4, 2005

White cracker

A stereotypical term used for white people, as their described as being Caucasian people

Omg, look at that guy at Starbucks’s, he’s such a white cracker

by Oof man March 10, 2018

real ass cracker

White person that keeps it real.

I'm a "real ass cracker"

by Colt February 15, 2003

Graham Cracker

A Mexican or Latin person with a brown complection that acts like a white person.

I have no Hispanic friends, and I don't have a Spanish accent! I'm such a Graham Cracker!

by xxLadyAmericaxx July 9, 2011