crank top

When you have a tank top and you decide to crop it into a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.
Woah, I like your crank top! It makes you look cute AND swole!
by karliskool October 22, 2020
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Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm
This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.
by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017
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Cranked

The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked
“Bro, my ex just texted me.” “Dude that’s cranked”
by jntao August 03, 2021
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Crank Dat Stank

Plugging the fart box with your Hammer of Thor while doing the Soulja Boy
Aye yo! You see Elliot in the club last night doin the Crank Dat Stank on the dance floor? Hella brown drippage everywhere
by PJ Swaggie Swag December 31, 2020
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Space crank

When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space
Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.
by Lord of Nations August 08, 2022
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Crank the truck

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.
Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.
by Setariii January 17, 2011
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Cello Crank

When two people get into the 69 position and pluck each other’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then turning them into yarn and knitting them into various clothing items
You should see the Cello Crank sweater my girlfriend just knitted for me.
by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024
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