cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 29, 2019

Cotton candy sky

“Cotton candy sky” is a term used when the sky is both a light blueish color and a pinkish color.

Mostly used when the clouds are pink and sky is blue.

“It’s a cotton candy sky!”

by LmaoImGod June 5, 2021

Cotton cock

Your cock after a stoned girl gives you a blowjob

Damn bro, you got cotton cock!

by sugmeoff June 5, 2021

Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon March 9, 2016

I don't cotton

Don't like it

I don't cotton to the idea you did that!

by Scarred & Tatted October 2, 2022

Cotton Candy

H AMERICAN
a mass of fluffy spun sugar, usually pink or white, wrapped around a stick or a paper cone.

Little kid: We picked the cotton, now we can eat it?
Store owner: Uhh, yeah, take a bite?

(cotton candy)

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom May 1, 2023

cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.

Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023