canine mine

A deposit of doggy-doo that waits, undetected amid the grass/dry leaves, for us to step on it.

Dude, you got poo on your shoe...you must have stepped on a canine mine.

by ragtop94 November 15, 2011

Coinference

By definition, a coinference is an event where attractive, date-able coin collectors gather to trade, buy or sell rare coins. Originally, coinferences used to last from several hours to several days as the coin collectors fought to the death over the most desirable coins. Nowadays, coinferences are less violent due to the switch from dueling to auctions and bartering.

Andrew went to the coinference last weekend and came back with a bunch of old coin necklaces to add to his bangin' collection.

by waterbottle4797 December 6, 2011

coin slotting

A derogatory word for asians referring to their thin-coin-slot like eyes.

"you see that guy over there?"

"the one whose Coin slotting?"
"yeah the asian one"

by The incredibly offensive child March 11, 2016

coincidense

When something has more coincidences than what seems natural, either within a small space or a small amount of time, or both.

Your story is so coincidense my mind can't carry it.

by sargos7 May 3, 2016

Coincrat

A person who believes or supports coin flipping as a valid method for voting.

Hillary Clinton is a Coincrat.

by Bernei Sanders October 6, 2016

Canine Centipede

The act of taping Dogs mouths to other dogs butt holes

Guy#1 Did you feed the Canine Centipede?
Guy#2 sorry i forgot it must be starving

by WangDangAtomicTango September 13, 2016

caninedisenchantment

Total lack of enthusiasm when presented with a dog

Take those things away!. Can't you see I have caninedisenchantment?

by excoriettarígida July 23, 2016