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compachuated

"Huuuuuuu" I'm felling compachuated
by Ionnnn September 9, 2018
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Compact Mode

A term used to mention the penis when it has been unnaturally shrunk for some reason, generally by swimming or being in extremely cold temperatures.
Yo bro, I just got out the pool and now I’m in compact mode
by pemmyboy September 22, 2018
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Company Fluffer

Noun; Employee, typically an aging, heavy set, white male who constantly tries to perform gay sexual favors on his coworkers and upper management to further his career and gain praise. Often will become prolapsed from all of the anal strain they have endured.
Dan- “Travis are you taking off this Friday to watch the big game?”

Travis- “He’ll no, we’re going to be short handed because Kevin sucked off the boss so he could take the day off for the gay pride parade.”

Dan- “That Kevin sure is a company fluffer”
by One two 3 September 26, 2018
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companionship-currency

Refers to one or more periods of "quality time" that you spend with someone as "substitute payment" when you are unable to reimburse him monetarily for loans/services that he gives you.
One should always try to pay back his debts as promised, of course, but id this is not possible, companionship-currency can indeed be a wonderful "alternative reimbursement". Just be careful that you don't "abuse the privilege" --- i.e., "continuously" presume that merely spending time with someone is always adequate recompense for any favor that you ask of the person.
by QuacksO February 21, 2019
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Compact

A polite way of calling someone or something fat.
Oh wow, she’s really compact”
by Pory4nop January 16, 2019
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company napping

When someone steals products or people from one's company.
I hope he gets caught for company napping us!
by Mani ville April 15, 2019
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compassionut

When you’re not into a girl but you fuck her anyways
I didnt really want to bang her but I figured i had to, so i gave her the ol’ compassionut
by 1312 May 18, 2019
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