colin mason

A guy who bleached his hair, so now he looks like Eminem. He's still funny as shit, though.

Jesus, I forgot.

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

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Colin

A specific Colin in this universe is a coward. If you’re questioning whether it’s you, it’s likely not. This Colin is a manipulative creature. He doesn’t deserve the light of day because he is a perpetual liar. Colin is also a habitual cheater.

Get back Colin! Get Back! Shoo!

by angry friend January 30, 2024

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Colin

Colin. Colin is just.... amazing. He’s the baseball player of the school. He wakes up every morning at 5:00 to work out. He walks into school looking like he just finished a photoshoot. When he’s writing, you can see his veins through his arms. He’s funny, smart, and the most charming guy you will ever meet. Everybody wants to be his friend. He flirts with all the girls. His girlfriend broke up with him, but he won her back. I know, he’s that good. You’re hoping Colin will some day ask you to the dance at the end of the year. All the girls are. Colin is the perfect guy, in all ways.

“Oh my god Colin just smiled at me! I think i’ going to faint”

“Colin, wanna be my partner for the project?”
“Yeah man, sure.”

by Burgundy-sauce May 23, 2019

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