Have you noticed that ever since this tradewar there’s been more and more covfefe? Main street is nearly all out of business and everywhere you go his face is there or people are talking about him. It’s inescapable.
An powerful, arcane and eldritch power word of the first order used by members of the Temple Illuminatus to curse enemies or bolster allies. Its effectiveness is amplified several times when soon followed by the power word "kefauver". If these utterances don't seem to work they can, with great caution, be elevated to an almost "sure thing" by using the power word of the third order, "ishakabibble". Don't try this at home, kids.
Fireball! Fireball! Covfefe! Ring of fire. Faerie fire. Kefauver! SCORCH! Ishkabibble!
These aren't the droids you're looking for. Covfefe. He can go about his business. Kefauver. Move along. Ishkabibble.