Cleveland Kaiser

Exactly like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a thin Mexican mustache, you draw a Hitler mustache.

Yeah I gave that bitch a Cleveland Kaiser last night, then she pepper sprayed me!

by Niflheim October 7, 2010

clean sweeper

when you wipe after pooping and the paper is clean, requiring no further wiping

It was a clean sweeper, I only had to wipe once!

by DJ Shaun May 20, 2011

Cleveland eye

Similar to a E.P.D.D. where one's eyes point in two different directions. Aka, one eye is looking at you and the other is looking toward Cleveland.

Dude, I know she was a hotty but I couldn't keep talking to her cause she had a Cleveland eye. I didn't know which one to look at.

by Jlmontana October 26, 2011

cleptomediac

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac

Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.

by jupiter909 October 20, 2011

clear channel

(Verb)
When an obnoxious song is being overplayed. Typically nobody (at all, in the entire world) actually likes the song; but it gets played frequently on the radio. Mostly because Clear Channel wants to make people listen to it - those sick bastards!

See:
Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
Grouplove - Tongue-tied

"Shit! This song AGAIN! The vocals sound like screaming children. Why the fuck?!"
"They're clear channeling this one man, escape to NPR."

by Galactic DICKtator February 4, 2013

clebschification

To apply Clebsch-Gordon coefficients to a matrix element.

Clebschify that element!

Now you need to do a clebschification to prove the identity.

by Dr. Quantum February 12, 2013

clesson

Adorable , lovable person, so sensitive, and just down right perfect. A lot of clessons are also known to have dimples , and also, very hard working.

"I would love a Clesson." "Clesson is such a wonderful person."

by Lady loves a lot January 10, 2014