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hipster clap

You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)

Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023
mugGet the hipster clapmug.

clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.
Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.
by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019
mugGet the clap scanmug.

clap drappler

The act of placing one's hands around anothers penis and repeatedly clapping your hands together.
Hey honey do you want me to start with foreplay by me giving you the clap drappler?
by Iva Tinkle February 26, 2011
mugGet the clap drapplermug.

clap chute

Open the clap chutes so we can hear the ol girl clap
by Clap daddy April 26, 2023
mugGet the clap chutemug.

pootie clap

bro sharon pootie claps way to much its gross.
by cheek tap man June 15, 2017
mugGet the pootie clapmug.

Clap eye

I was munching a wrong un and some scampi snatch paste went in his eye oh no a dose of clap eye
by Twix Finger June 17, 2023
mugGet the Clap eyemug.

clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm
person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm
by LGBTBBQ June 3, 2018
mugGet the clapped by the stormmug.

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