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Christopher Columbus

Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
by Corncakes December 3, 2023
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Stor chain rundt kuken og har alltid litt ost å spise under forhuden. Og karen like ralph lauren. Han eier også et kondomeri og bar, og har øyne over 1000 kondomer.
hey christopher matheo willumstad! you got some spare cheese?
by errevs January 2, 2024
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Christopher snider

The don cinalli. noth side Pontiacs most devoted community leader and influencer of creative craftsmanship and unity
by Donesto January 16, 2024
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Christopher

Christopher is an amazing guy. Usually tall, very handsome and pale. Christopher's have a very great sense of style, they also have a smile that is to die for. Very talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Though he can look mad all the time he's really isn't. Can be kind of awkward, shy, and nervous but in a really cute way. He’s very easy to tease, and make him blush. Not the type of guy that always has a different girl. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships. They have really big hearts, but keep their feelings to themselves because they are afraid of getting hurt. It is really easy to open up and talk to a Christopher they are so sweet and inviting. But on the other hand they can be very seductive. He likes to think about you all the time and write about you every once in a while. You might think they're so innocent ,but they're not. Once they are in the mood it's on Let them kiss you and be with you. He won’t ever let you go, he’ll always be there for you when he himself is going through something but to him friends come first. There is nothing better then being loved by a Christopher.
Person1: do you know Christopher?
Person2: yea! He a nice guy.
by Secretlover206 January 17, 2024
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Christopher

"oh wow christopher is a stupid turd"
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Christopher Britton

then my soul saw you and it kinda went oh there you are I’ve been waiting for you to come, and he is a Pisces Sun, Libra moon, sag rising.
by NikkaBytch March 1, 2024
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Christopher

Christopher is an absolute fucking bitch who will try to manipulate you into sending nudes. He will also fake his death because he doesn't know how to ask people to talk to him. Once you break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: Yea he's an absolute fucking bitch.
Person 1: I know right!?
by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024
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