The Alaskan Choke-Hold

To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.

"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"

by ThatOneExOfKaitlyn March 10, 2019

old man choke

A colloquial suggestion of anonymity and hostility.

Blake: "Lets do a handshake"

Edna: No response
Blake: "Old Man Choke"

by Spice cowboy August 13, 2022

Feed the chooks

a term refering to male masturbation or the act of giving hand jobs

"Spencer had plenty of time to feed the chooks"

or

"Izzy enjoys feeding Caspar's chooks, vigorously "

by Feeder of the Chooks June 18, 2009

chockers

chatham word for shoes

kushti pair a' chockers you got there mush!

by dinlo November 1, 2007

Boob choke

When a man simultaneously humps a pussy and chokes the underneath side of a woman's boob.

Guys can boob choke themselves alone, or along with anyone they choose, and sometimes it is much approved.

"She likes it when I boob choke her."
Fred
"Then why are you making me boob choke myself Fred?"
Bobby
"Take your hand out from under your 'Goonie boy titties! I told you to boob choke yourself to stay warm."
Fred
"No I'll keep them here. I know why your wife likes this."
Bobby

by BLAndTrevor December 2, 2010

fly in a chokehold

When you grab your cock and balls from the base and you choke it so hard until your balls pop a bit and they look like the eyeballs of the fly and your cock is the body.

"Man, she really gets turned on when I put the fly in a chokehold move on for her"

by Angany September 1, 2017

choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003