carrot o’clock

the time to get absolutely fucked

it’s carrot o’clock mate

by poopeepiss February 19, 2022

Carrots

Dildoe

Yes my new carrots arrived

Bf:oh you got new didoes
Yes they are so good!

by Ill manors May 6, 2017

Boobie Carrots

Nipples

Your boobie carrots are hanging out

by Phuckin_phil June 22, 2024

fabulous carrot

A funny vegetable obsessed with sex and is often found in cnclowns twitch live streams

fabulous carrot has broken my laugh bones

by The best carrot 2k17 June 16, 2017

The cold carrot

When a group of mexicans have an orgi using only carrots that coke freshly from there fridge

Yo homey get the cold carrot from the fridge

by Sean Collins December 6, 2021

bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.

Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”

by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018

Carrot Man

A figment of your imagine even though its real

“Rin we just saw Carrot Man?”
“I fucking hate you”

by Regurk April 16, 2021