Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.
by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019
Get the Carlmug. A person who you can describe as shy & very quiet. Those two words are the common words used to describe him. Although his real personality is completely the opposite. Once you get to know him, a sweet, romantic, gentleman is hiding behind his mysterious eyes. He may not be the boy-next-door type but he's got the attraction by words. He's not great at letting out his feelings but only a special someone can bring out the best in him. He is great and someone a girl would want to have.
by Pseudonym0912 June 8, 2021
Get the Carl Jaysonmug. by CRAFTYKAREN June 6, 2022
Get the Big daddy carlmug. by Every Girl ever In illinois January 20, 2021
Get the Carlmug. World's greatest bus driver. On day's off he enjoys spending time with his loved ones and taking provocative photos of his great Italian sausage in the sun during high noon.
People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.
word to ya moms.
People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.
word to ya moms.
Man, today I saw Carl driving the bus and his Italian sausage was piercing through the window. What a Howard
by HuWang July 4, 2025
Get the Carlmug. 
A member of the Hard ₵arls, the most elite crew of shuffle dancers. At Christmas, they're also known as the ₵hristmas ₵arls.
I saw the Hard Carls last night - them boys really know how to shuffle! Them Hard Carl boys really know how to shuffle!
by ₵arl October 16, 2021
Get the Hard Carlmug.