WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?

You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2023
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All we care about

Ha! Well, that's great! It's a good thing that you don't care about other people's kids living because... Eheh, they are not doing THAT anymore! RIGHT!?
Hym "Well... Now hold on a second... That's not 'ALL we care about...' Because clearly you care about NOT HAVING TO EXPLAIN WHY THOSE KIDS ARE DEAD. But don't worry Mr. President, like always, I'll do it for you (as I do so love to set the record straight)... IN THE NEXT POST!"
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025
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Care Fuck

When you’re not making love to a person but you still care enough to fuck them well.
“Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”

“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023
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wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media
bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it
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wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media
bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it
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Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.
Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!
by killman64 September 09, 2016
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Usually used as a reference to a bad housing decision, resulting from a lack of intellectual reasoning
Michael made a horrible decision, he sold his beautiful apartment for a run down area at St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre
by Durant69 September 02, 2019
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