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Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.
When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her
by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022
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Could care less

A sarcastic, ironic, irreverent take on the original phrase "couldn't care less." Just like with "couldn't care less," this phrase simply means that one does not care. In this case, it is intended as an ironic insult, since it prompts the other person to reason out that the only reason it would make sense to say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" is if they cared some and yet still extremely little. It's an insult delivered as a sarcastic compliment.

It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.

Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."
Debbie and I broke up for the seventh time, can you believe that?

I believe I could care less...
by The Yar February 13, 2018
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being very careful

The delusion many experience while taking enormous risks with their health and their lives, during the Covid pandemic.
"You're going where??"

"Out to dinner. With friends. We're so done with being locked up."

"Don't you realize it's not safe to do that?"

"Oh, I'm being very careful."
by Monkey's Dad July 21, 2020
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Wound Care-ist

A medical professional who specializes in bitching about referrals for goute-related disease and other types of wounds
Watch out, man. The Wound Care-ist just got another referral for a "gout wound" and he is having a total meltdown.
by vasking November 26, 2009
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I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign
Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end
by dnd eggs February 5, 2025
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Care Bear Share

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.
Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.
by vapper8375 April 7, 2015
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Honesty Home Health Care

A small health care business looking forward to growing, located in Las Vegas, Nevada. As the area's leading professional care provider, they offer the very best, compassionate care for your family. Their goal is to improve the physical, emotional, and spiritual wellness of their clients.
Looking for the best home health care for you or your family? Well lucky you, there's Honesty Home Health Care! As we love to say, honesty is our best policy!
by Professional Care Provider September 11, 2020
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