Canada's History

A depraved sex act. Favored by Stephen Colbert.

Putting everything in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History.

by skb89 February 4, 2010

canada's history

The act of stabbing a grandma and fucking a horse. The grandma part is foreplay.

Yo, last night I was involved in an hour long hands-on lecture on Canada's history. Awesome?

by thx11ait February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A sex act in which a jug of maple syrup is inserted into the woman's vagina and/or man's ass with the jug opening sticking out. The partner with the jug then squats over the other partner while maple syrup drips out, covering the other partner. The partner covered in syrup then fucks a beaver (if the woman is covered in syrup, a strap-on dildo is used). Then sticky, sweet, chaos ensues between the two and the beaver.

The apartment was a sticky wreck after the Canada's History from the night before. The dining room table was also missing one of its wooden legs.

by Hippopotannonymous February 4, 2010

Poopy Canada

The place where Zain Bhai lives

Dude I think I'm going to see Zain Bhai up in Poopy Canada this spring break.

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

Canada's History

A sexual act. Canada is referred to as "America's Fuzzy Hat." You give your girlfriend a "fuzzy hat" by having ten of your friends masturbate on her hair, and then you "smuggle drugs back across the border" by having anal sex with her, and then drugging her with morphine. You finish the act by putting a Canadian and an American dollar in her anus and leaving it there.

Dude, I totally did Canada's History with my girlfriend last night. It was wild.

by yesplz4930843980 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act performed by first lubricating a woman's vagina and anus with maple syrup. Then, the aforementioned orifices are spread open with the antlers of an elk. Once the vagina and anus are spread to a diameter of six inches, athletic tape is used to attach the antlers to her thighs. Her partner then defecates into the Stanley Cup, and mixes it with Molson. Once it achieves a consistency of pudding, it is poured directly from the Stanley Cup into both orifices. Both orifices are then plugged with hockey pucks. This step is known as the "Hat Trick." She then stands up, straddles the face of her partner and pushes the pucks out.

I hear Stephen Colbert is into Canada's History.

by Nobody_Important_Zero February 4, 2010

Canada Goose

The new true religion. Irrelevant and will be the uniform of all form of people.

Stranger 1. "Hey, nice canada goose jacket."
Stranger 2. " Thanks, I like your canada goose jacket too."
Stranger 3. " OH MAN! Look at those canada goose jackets, I got to get a pair of those."

by definitionerer December 19, 2017