Camp Staff are undoubtedly the oddest people you can meet. Sporting a non-existent paycheck and given hard work to do 24/7 they still come back to work again the next Season!
On the Surface they seem extremely outdoorsy and athletic! But stick around for the weekends, and you will quickly be sucked into their D&D stories, Magic The Gathering games, and some pretty serious Anime Discussions unless you find the one or two Actual outdoors men to hang out with In a Tree! Just pray you don't find the Furries, there's a lot more here than you think!
None of us actually know what we're teaching either, half of it is completely BS or made up! Also you never actually completed the Merit Badge, we just didn't want to deal with you anymore!
Did that staffer do something Really Cool for you? Well they do It for everyone and your no different, get over it.
We seem to really like you guys, we become best buds and form friendships that last forever! But when you come back next year or even next week I'll have no clue who you are!
Safety is our #1 Priority! When you scouts or our boss are around..
On the Surface they seem extremely outdoorsy and athletic! But stick around for the weekends, and you will quickly be sucked into their D&D stories, Magic The Gathering games, and some pretty serious Anime Discussions unless you find the one or two Actual outdoors men to hang out with In a Tree! Just pray you don't find the Furries, there's a lot more here than you think!
None of us actually know what we're teaching either, half of it is completely BS or made up! Also you never actually completed the Merit Badge, we just didn't want to deal with you anymore!
Did that staffer do something Really Cool for you? Well they do It for everyone and your no different, get over it.
We seem to really like you guys, we become best buds and form friendships that last forever! But when you come back next year or even next week I'll have no clue who you are!
Safety is our #1 Priority! When you scouts or our boss are around..
by Poor_Staffer May 9, 2019
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Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.
The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.
The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Wife One: My husband is so annoying.
Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.
Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.
Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
by Dr. Gibberish January 8, 2023
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Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"
by Chris234g February 21, 2018
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Friend 1:Hey mark, how is spawn-camping Lisa going?
Mark: it worked, her boyfriend was kind of a cuck
Mark: it worked, her boyfriend was kind of a cuck
by BoomBoom516 March 6, 2022
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Potency can be increased via sexual interaction.
Potency can be increased via sexual interaction.
by ertemrellim May 27, 2019
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by Coolasthat May 23, 2016
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/ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /'kampING/
adjective noun
Tactical Camping is
1.) In fps multiplayer - the act of remaining in one spot (usually alone) with a (Sniper Rifle), (Shotgun), or any other weapon in a area waiting for enemy players to get easy points specifically CoD
Generally looked upon as a "cheap" method of gaining kills or scorestreaks.
2.) Also in Multiplayer - playing at a slower pace moving from place to place not be confused with camper or camping.
Especially if you're still learning the games modes, maps, and/or angles.
/ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /'kampING/
adjective noun
Tactical Camping is
1.) In fps multiplayer - the act of remaining in one spot (usually alone) with a (Sniper Rifle), (Shotgun), or any other weapon in a area waiting for enemy players to get easy points specifically CoD
Generally looked upon as a "cheap" method of gaining kills or scorestreaks.
2.) Also in Multiplayer - playing at a slower pace moving from place to place not be confused with camper or camping.
Especially if you're still learning the games modes, maps, and/or angles.
"Mark engaged in a last ditch effort to stop being constantly killed by noobs and pros alike;
while not trying to be a total camper"
So he began his "Tactical Camping" campaign to not go negative
while not trying to be a total camper"
So he began his "Tactical Camping" campaign to not go negative
by WarChief311 November 3, 2019
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