Callumn

A one of a kind, amazing human being. They’re widely know for being hilarious, loyal and dependable. Whenever you need some back-up in life look no further than your nearest Callumn.

Person 1: Do you know what I’m missing in my life?
Person 2: A Callumn?
Person 1: A Callumn, everyone needs a Callumn

by C Nmn B November 22, 2021

Callum Stead

A very gorgeous man who’s gonna marry a princess with his amazing charms. He proper nice and has a 10 inch cock

Callum stead is bangable

by Callum Stead November 22, 2021

Callum

He is a fucking snake, don’t be his friend.

He is the biggest dickhead snakey twat ever.

Callum is such a snake. He told everyone about what happened last weekend

by Jacob6745 November 22, 2021

Callum

They always have massive heads.

Callum over there has a fucking massive head.

by RagingSnake69 November 22, 2021

Callum

an 8 year old boy who hears his brother slap his meat to anime girls on youtube

"i fuck little boys like callum"

by ixwonn_ November 22, 2021

Callum

Autistic

Spastic

Retard

Hey look it’s CALLUM

The autistic guy

by Ellie hehehehe November 23, 2021

Callum

A big sexy alpha male, makes all the women in a 30 metre vicinity queef and fall to their knees. Has a nob the size of a base ball bat. Will batter anyone who insults him. Overall a big sexy man

Callum is so fucking hot, he makes me so horny

by Big sexy calbo November 23, 2021