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cum queen

A chick that loves to be covered in cum. Whether it be shot on her head, breast, chest, neck or face.
Damn dog, I knew that bitch was a freak, but she turned out to be a cum queen!
by MartyB August 25, 2006
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cum dump

A person, usually gay male or straight female, who is regarded as little more than a repository for deposits of semen.
He's nothing but a cum dump.
by cumdump July 9, 2007
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cum mile

When a girl has a party and guys take turns jerking into her running shoes until they are at least half full of sticky cum, then she puts her shoes on her bare feet and runs a mile. If the girl doesn't finish her mile run in 5 minutes she has to wear the cum filled shoes for an entire week
Fred: Dude check out Tori's shox

Dan: Wow they're so gross, why is she still wearing those stained shoes?

Fred: Because the track team made her run a cum mile for hazing and she ran too slow.

Dan: Oh yeah, i heard about that. Like the entire team jerked into her shox.
by Gmail548 April 19, 2010
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cum stain

A stain left on a surface after sex, usually clothing or bed sheets.
Amanda had a big cum stain after her gangbang.
by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004
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I'm cumming

Usually the last or near the last words in a string just prior to an orgasmic climax.
Oh, yeah, baby, more, faster harder, yeah, oooh, I'm cumming, ahhhhhhhhhhh!
by Richard Black March 23, 2005
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cum canvas

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued pages.
My cockteasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
by Mister jack Fister October 25, 2007
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Ghost cum

You have been spanking the monkey so much that when you do eventually shoot nothing comes out at all.
Shit it must be broken or backfiring as nothing came out! thats a ghost cum
by Bedworthman December 23, 2008
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