A chick that loves to be covered in cum. Whether it be shot on her head, breast, chest, neck or face.
by MartyB August 25, 2006
A person, usually gay male or straight female, who is regarded as little more than a repository for deposits of semen.
He's nothing but a cum dump.
by cumdump June 12, 2007
When a girl has a party and guys take turns jerking into her running shoes until they are at least half full of sticky cum, then she puts her shoes on her bare feet and runs a mile. If the girl doesn't finish her mile run in 5 minutes she has to wear the cum filled shoes for an entire week
Fred: Dude check out Tori's shox
Dan: Wow they're so gross, why is she still wearing those stained shoes?
Fred: Because the track team made her run a cum mile for hazing and she ran too slow.
Dan: Oh yeah, i heard about that. Like the entire team jerked into her shox.
Dan: Wow they're so gross, why is she still wearing those stained shoes?
Fred: Because the track team made her run a cum mile for hazing and she ran too slow.
Dan: Oh yeah, i heard about that. Like the entire team jerked into her shox.
by Gmail548 April 19, 2010
by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004
by Richard Black March 24, 2005
A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued pages.
My cockteasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
by Mister jack Fister October 10, 2007
You have been spanking the monkey so much that when you do eventually shoot nothing comes out at all.
by Bedworthman December 23, 2008