mix computer

in diving, a computer used to mix gases

"Take a look at this mix computer.
It got a little banged up."

by havrancek February 7, 2009

lk computes

a gayfag who thinks he is all that and a bag of dicks

lk computes is a fucking idiot.

by ultra gayfag February 10, 2020

computech

a computer presently updated with the highest technical abilities.

This computer is so computechnical that it should be in the military.

Bill's computer is so computechnical that he should just design the ultimate software.

by Feolthanos April 6, 2008

commuter claw

arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition

there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.

Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.

by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011

ok computer

Best defined as what it isn't:

The Bends part 2.

Which is a shame.

Some parts of it are OK, but OK computer isn't even on the same level as The Bends. This album signaled the end of Radiohead as a truely great band, and the start of their decent into random, irrelevent, pretentious, student pleasing rubbish.

Please, please, give yourselves a slap and write another classic.

by Robbie Fowler November 16, 2006

Computer science

A bullshit field of study which will cancel any plans you have made (or will make) in order to sit there and go over error messages over and over again. And when you finally do manage to get your code to compile, you're already half-dead from lack of sleep, your face is oily asf from all that caffeine and sweets that you've been eating because lack of sleep is giving you pregnancy cravings, and your back hurts like a mf from sitting on your ass all day and night. Getting your code to compile is only half the battle. You also have to make sure your assignments get past your instructor's plagiarism check which is stupid because none of the TA's actually go through and look at the code by hand; it's done with software. Don't major in CS folks. Do something that will reward you in life!

"I used to be a computer science major until I lost my gains, got acne after it was gone for years, and missed a lot of events that I coulda gone to, but didn't cuz I was reading over my code. And when I did go to those events, I still got points deducted even though I studied the material on my phone during the bus and rail rides. I'm in chemistry now. I couldn't be happier (and am also in the best shape of my life!)!"

"I quit CS. Best thing I've ever done."

by CandyRamen October 12, 2018