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Columbian Vaporizer

When your mate puts cocaine in their butt Crack and farts it into your face while you take a deep snort.
Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was top notch, but smelled kinda like shit. Got high as fuck though!

Columbian cum rocket 

A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.
Last night this skank let me do the columbian cum rocket

Columbian pow pow 

That good white you can only rlly get from the cartel. Slang for cocaine.
Fein “yo Valentino you got any of that Colombian pow pow?”

Valentino “igu bro.”

Ruby “what’s columbian pow pow?”

Fein “It’s cocaine girl”

Columbian Speedboat 

When you are balls deep in her doing your squizz bent over the tub while holding her head under water and all you can hear is "glub blub glub bub".
Boy, last night I was at a party and I tried to go to the bathroom and I accidentally cucked my body in the middle of a Columbian Speedboat!!!

Columbian Blowhole 

When you finish in a girls mouth and then she spits your load back in your face, like a whales blowhole.
I met this freaky columbian bird at the pub last night, and when I took her home she performed the columbian blowhole on me! It was sensational
Columbian Blowhole by yxngscrappy September 12, 2025

Columbian Room 

A euphemism for a place, usually a bathroom within a bar or pub, in which people recreationally use Cocaine.
Jesus, we’ve only had 2 pints. How the hell has he already visited the Columbian Room?
Columbian Room by XXX_Harambe_XXX October 4, 2025