Clay pussy

A term ass fuckers use for anal sex

Sally's period was on , so she gave me the clay pussy.

Jon's a bottom because he loves giving up the clay pussy.

by Dsstroke June 8, 2025

clay wheel iglooing

when you shape your fecal matter into a dildo shape on a clay wheel (typically happens before the freezing stage)

i so want to igloo myself right now. but i still need to do the clay wheel iglooing first

by cedarinse June 10, 2025

Claygamazey

(silent clay, silent y) (Summoning ritual)

When you walk into a beach hut, and there are three twinks, and they are all slathered in sour cream and onion dip, and they all in unison scream your aunt's names and then your aunt appears and rubs her pringles (she must have pringles) up and down the twinks and then takes a bite, before pressing the twins between her tits and crushing them alive.

Freddie: Oh I'm so bored right now...
Caity: We haven't done a Claygamazey in a while you know!
Freddie: True that, call your twinks and tell them to remember the key to the beach hut.

by Bryn Enthusiast Club July 4, 2025

mrs_claydon

miss claydon fat crusty vagina of a woman who is to blame for africa's staving mavins

mrs_claydon eats cake at the speed that kyle freeman pulls his small penis with tweezers

by gatis_the_bomber May 30, 2009

Rhys Claydon

You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!

Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"

Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."

Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"

by Phil McCrackius - mwahahahahah August 20, 2011

Lloyd Clayburn

Black guy with a very large dick. Everybody wants him cause he is the sexiest man in the world, he even looks sexy in a white jacket.

Man: Wow look at that Lloyd Clayburn over there!
Woman: Yeah he's making me moist.

by willieman69 December 5, 2011

radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.

I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.

by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015