Jaylen Christopher Wilson

a motherfucka with a big ass meat. hes super skilled at ball and wont hurt your feelings. hes also very intelligent

Damn Jaylen Christopher Wilson is a real ass guy.

Jaylen Christopher Wilson by bryanisvalid February 4, 2021

Brandon christopher

A homosexual man that has a small dick.

wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale

Brandon christopher by Pauljtmofo February 5, 2008

Peeping Christopher 

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."

If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.

Peeping Christopher by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011

thomas christopher mckinstry 

Thomas Christopher Mckinstry, also known as Tom Clit or O.G. Mackersis a well renowned Dota Warrior who can easily be identified by the vibrant colour of his orange hair or the subtle hint of French faggotry in his deep, manly voice.

Famous Quote: "Guys, I don't know what to do with my arms." - tom Clit (2k13)

Source: facebook.com/tom.mckinstry.96

"Add me on the facebook guys, Thomas Christopher McKinstry..."
"Shut the fuck up lol."

thomas christopher mckinstry by Alex Burns January 9, 2014

Joey Christopher 

A gay faggot that sucks fat long dick

Look at him, hes a Joey Christopher

Joey Christopher by LittleAsian03 September 8, 2016

sloppy christopher 

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in

“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”

sloppy christopher by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

Oh Christopher 

When your mum uses your real name when you’ve done something wrong

Oh Christopher, why did you do that?

Oh Christopher by Zlei February 7, 2020