scary carrot

A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.

Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.

Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.

by Carrrrot January 1, 2021

Carrot Juicer

When you commit to being vegan and insert a carrot into your juice loosener.

Jess and Lisa love carrots and practice safety while operating the carrot juicer.

by Carmengogh October 27, 2021

Carrotted

When you are so high you don’t even your name

“I’m so carrotted right now”

by CervixCupcake May 11, 2022

Boobie Carrots

Nipples

Your boobie carrots are hanging out

by Phuckin_phil June 22, 2024

scaredy-carrot

like a scaredy-cat but a carrot

why won’t you burn down that house with me? Nevermind i’ll do it myself, you fucking scaredy-carrot!

by ididntgetmyusername May 1, 2022

squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017

Carrots

Dildoe

Yes my new carrots arrived

Bf:oh you got new didoes
Yes they are so good!

by Ill manors May 6, 2017