the love of my life the person i cannot live without the person i want 2 spend the rest of my life with him
by jackie nance October 18, 2008
Get the brian medinamug. middle linebacker for the chicago bears in their 4-3 defense (4 on the line, 3 backers). Considered a hard hitter and one of the upper-echelon LBs in the Nfl. However, as those who watched the bears-steelers game in the 2005-2006 season, brian urlacher is simply a footrug for the great jerome bettis, future hall of famer.
Oh man, theres brian urlacher! i bet hes going to crush jerome bettis's skull into approximately 27 pieces!
... oh, shit, urlacher just got trampled by the bus, giving up a touchdown. maybe next year, lovie smith (coach of the bears)
... oh, shit, urlacher just got trampled by the bus, giving up a touchdown. maybe next year, lovie smith (coach of the bears)
by Hajari April 9, 2006
Get the Brian Urlachermug. Most overrated linebacker in the NFL. Has never led the league in tackles and only has created one turnover since the 2003 season. Also the worst Defensive Player of the since the award has been given.
by BenzoJohnny July 31, 2006
Get the Brian urlachermug. An unhealthy act of eating stodge on a regular basis to try and encourage ones body to become lean and muscular, but ends up flabby and podgy instead!
He's done a right brian kelly with his tray of iced buns and Greggs steak bake slices.
That brian kelly with chubby calfs and lardy shoulders has had an overdose on pies again lad.
That brian kelly with chubby calfs and lardy shoulders has had an overdose on pies again lad.
by Mr S. T. Eakslice January 19, 2009
Get the brian kellymug. THATS CRAZY!
WHY'D YOU CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT.
saturday night live strikes again with another strike. all of the pins got knocked down with this one. not a spare. or a ball. the crazy McCrazy ladies man puts it right down the middle with a little bit of southern hemispherical english. i mean counter-clockwise. which prof mohapatra calls anti-clockwise. and he teaches here at college park. where we have squirrels. with black fur. and... "THATS CRAZY!"
"WHY'D HE CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT?"
thankyou,
does anybody have any questions?
WHY'D YOU CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT.
saturday night live strikes again with another strike. all of the pins got knocked down with this one. not a spare. or a ball. the crazy McCrazy ladies man puts it right down the middle with a little bit of southern hemispherical english. i mean counter-clockwise. which prof mohapatra calls anti-clockwise. and he teaches here at college park. where we have squirrels. with black fur. and... "THATS CRAZY!"
"WHY'D HE CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT?"
thankyou,
does anybody have any questions?
If you have a suggestion for a change in this definition write it on the back of a $20 bill and put it next to the statue of testudo at the top of the comcast center steps at midnight on the first full moon of the month.
by we hate duke May 3, 2005
Get the brian fellowsmug. a term used for an annoying loser who ruins everything by repeating what popular kids say and annoys everyone
What is up my hommie - Brian
Dude don't use that word - Person
Why not I am hip - Brian
Alright Brian - Person
Dude don't use that word - Person
Why not I am hip - Brian
Alright Brian - Person
by Chocolate armpits November 22, 2011
Get the Alright brianmug. Two people who should be together. Forever.
Back in the early 10th century, all Brians who were born were immediately paired with Jens. All Jens were locked away in tall towers and told that if they built cool enough machinery they could get out to their Brians, and they had to have great adventures to get out. Some of them blew up the towers, some of them punched the guards to get out--
The Brians didn't always believe in the Jens, and grew up telling stories about towers guarded by dragons with damsels in them. This grew from one Jen who built a dragon to help her out of the tower.
But sometimes Brians would find their Jens. One Brian knit a long rope all the way to the top to get his Jen out. In another case, the Dragon Jen found her Brian and flew away with him into the moon where they built those huge craters you see up there now.
Modern Jens and Brians don't have the benefit of medieval matchmaking. They have to find each other on their own.
Good luck, Brian and Jen.
Back in the early 10th century, all Brians who were born were immediately paired with Jens. All Jens were locked away in tall towers and told that if they built cool enough machinery they could get out to their Brians, and they had to have great adventures to get out. Some of them blew up the towers, some of them punched the guards to get out--
The Brians didn't always believe in the Jens, and grew up telling stories about towers guarded by dragons with damsels in them. This grew from one Jen who built a dragon to help her out of the tower.
But sometimes Brians would find their Jens. One Brian knit a long rope all the way to the top to get his Jen out. In another case, the Dragon Jen found her Brian and flew away with him into the moon where they built those huge craters you see up there now.
Modern Jens and Brians don't have the benefit of medieval matchmaking. They have to find each other on their own.
Good luck, Brian and Jen.
Brian And Jen are so perfect for each other, but they have a lot of obstacles to plow through before they can get married.
by tinkerbelldeathflowerxxxxx008 January 2, 2012
Get the Brian And Jenmug.