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goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"
by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017
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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition is named after Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins and his infamous hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit ; the NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
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Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.
I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!
by ShortMort April 24, 2020
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Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.
Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted
by Sarasara123goo June 3, 2020
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Chook board

This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca
Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience
by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020
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Charlie Board

Charlie Board, 14, is an English Roblox YouTuber who is in control of the channel Charlie board games. He attends wellsway school and lives with his parents.
Did you see Charlie board rage is among us?
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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