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Battle or Skedaddle

A more informal synonym for fight or flight, referring to an animals instinct to either fight or run when threatened.
When we got near that raccoon, it instantly went into battle or skedaddle mode.
by King Loaf June 2, 2018
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Battle Ground Bitches

Bitch girls who live in the city Battle Ground, WA. They wear to much makeup and take to long to get ready because there so fucking ugly.
by Goat111 August 2, 2018
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Battle of Whales

$am murphy called on the Whales of the ocean and destroyed half of America and drank all of the water in africa.
Did you study for the Battle of Whales test
by Kevin GoGoGo February 26, 2019
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Battleship cheater

A person who uses sleight of hand to move a ship on their own board in which the opponent successfully hit, and now becomes a miss. This tactic is almost always done when there is nobody else watching over the game, as it's difficult to prove that the person cheated otherwise. These kind of people are so obsessed with winning that winning is more important to them than friends, or even family. They're usually left to sit at the dinner table alone each night.

The most common Battleship cheaters are around 30-45 years of age and usually involves a stepson because they are insecure of losing a game to a 10 year old, even if said game is based almost entirely on luck.
Kid #1: "A4!"
*Stepdad scratches head with one hand while moving his Cruiser to the B row*
Stepdad: "Miss!"
Kid #2: "Hey I saw you move your ship. I cannot believe you are a Battleship cheater!"
by IronicParadox84 March 8, 2019
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Battle of the Bulge

When two or more ladies fight to the death over your dick.
You hear about the party last night? There was a Battle of the Bulge with five womanz!
by elbissopmi June 7, 2019
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Battlefront remastered

To play a great remastered version of a classic game by a great emporer named fog
I love the idea of battlefront remastered
by Hyyperrs August 24, 2019
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battle tip

the act of placing a small steel helmet on the tip of a penis, screaming and running dick first into a female's hole.
Cassandra whats wrong?
Alberto tried to battle tip me and he missed

oh...what happened
he punched a hole in the side of the dog
by velociraptorWeinerBarf December 2, 2019
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