The Baseball Bat

A sex move where you repeatedly squeeze the cock and swing it into the forehead of a woman.

The baseball bat hurts very much.

by Bdhdid88dd April 7, 2020

Dick Bat

1. A strongly annoying animal or being.
2. A bat in Terraria that constantly knocks you off platforms.

Person A: Man that dick bat will not shut up about his new car... he follows me everywhere!
Person B: Surely not man! He seems like a nice...
Dick Bat: Hey guys have you seen my new truck its a 73 ford ranger...
35 minutes later....
Person B: You were right man, he is a real dick bat...

by Brawson October 22, 2011

twirling the bat

When you're patiently waiting for your boner to subside and the girl you're with keeps finding ways to brush up against it, thus preventing you from returning to your partying.

Dude, I kept trying to leave the room to go back to the dance floor but my girlfriend kept twirling the bat.

by Tommissy December 31, 2013

Blind as a bat

Used to say how person can be so non receptive

Dang.... i was as blind as a bat today

Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you

Babyface is as blind as a bat

by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016

twat bat

a small bat used to smash peoples fuckin faces in.

"im gonna fucking twat bat u"

by Onikage October 7, 2006

Ding Bat

It's already a word but i like this definition better. :)

Someone who acts silly or does/says stupid things.

Oh my gosh you're such a ding bat, you almost booted that soccer ball on the roof!

by pbimpette November 7, 2009

flat bat

To ignore someone or something so hard that it doubts it's own existence.

When Gordon asked Mavis for a rim job, he got flat batted straight to back to his mums.

by Long Donkey April 23, 2014