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Blanket

Heaven thing that protects you from monsters blyat
When I turn off the lights monsters can't see me through blanket
by EHZD October 12, 2019
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pepperoni pizza blanket

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.
by nstlr007 December 7, 2019
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you'll be my blanket

Makin your lover warm Real Warm
"Jim got blanketed hard REAL hard"

"Amanda said "You'll be my blanket"
by SeagDaddy200103 November 28, 2014
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Pigs In Blankets

When you place a freshly cooked slice of bacon on your Penis and your partner eats your Penis like a Pigs in blanket, a classic in the traditional english roast dinner.

Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home
i’m really craving some pigs in blankets
by DaRastaPasta September 15, 2021
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sweaty blanket

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.
Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!
by skallywag99 December 16, 2014
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Dirty blanket

The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.
Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate

Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.

Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.
by OGmud July 13, 2023
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blanket bugs

The act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin.
"When I crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous"
by JTK1919 October 8, 2009
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