ca-ca bandit

someone who likes to wipe ca-ca all over the walls in the restroom.

hey man, the ca-ca bandit left his mark all over that last stall so i wouldnt use it if i was you.

by tha don pablo May 18, 2003

poop sex bandit

One whom engages in the act of fecal-based sex without the consent of the other personage.

Cindy took a nasty dump on my chest out of nowhere, that poop sex bandit!

by chuckinator May 23, 2008

high five bandit

someone that will come in between your highfive with someone and high five you and the other person instead of you high fiveing the person you origonally wanted to.

i cannot really give an example for a high five bandit.

by bobthebuildersexwife February 6, 2007

Big Dick Bandit

When your man so damn fine, you can't help but throw the pussy at him. It don't matter if u mad, sad, or feeling however. If Daddy wants it, he's damn sure gonna get it.

Jason Sachsel, you really are my Big Dick Bandit! Nomatter what I try, I just can't resist you.

by JessTHEbest424 September 23, 2022

raw dog bandits

Created from Instagram account @Hoodville…Means you fuck women(the finest women) without a condom and never catch any type of disease because you’re sly as can be. Also you can ejaculate where ever you please because you got the game!

Being Defined
Jimmy:Hey did you hear Dominick fucked that sexy bitch Tara?

Brennan: He’s been raw dog bandits for life! Hope he don’t catch anything.

by D-$tack$ August 4, 2022

drunken chip bandit

Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.

May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.

You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"

Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."

DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"

by youngjeasy December 14, 2011

booty bandit

A playa who steals all the booty at a party, may be alcohol and/or pussy.

Damn, that booty bandit stole all the bitches

by dattctown January 13, 2009