Bambivalence

Having mixed emotions about crossing a slippery surface, fearing that one might fall over and get hurt.

John : "We might as well take the short cut over the ice rink to get to the park. Walking around that SOB will take forever!"

Oscar: "Nah, man. I had a couple of six packs for lunch and my balance isn`t all that right now. On the other hand, it is a lot faster than walking around. Should we? What if I fall and break my ass?!!"

John: "Dude, you got bambivalence real bad!"

by Thelonius L. S. Baconhagen January 4, 2012

BAMFA

(n.): corresponds with ANISA, stands for

BIG
ASS
MOTHER
FUCKING
ANISA

used when someone sees a smoking hot fine lady with a big ass booty and more rolls of fat than Trump has of cash

Tyrone: Damn that young stunna by the bar

Shaniquah: She's a BAMFA if I ever saw one

Felicia: I wish I had tits like that

by BAMFA INC. October 10, 2016

Bamashlamashlingshlong

Pronunciation (Bam-a-schlam-a-schling-shlong)

1) An exclamation used to publicly announce the sight of a buffalo

2) An exclamation used to describe a difficult task accomplished with relative ease

1)::driving through Yellowstone national park viewing a herd of buffalo a child exclaims:: “Bamashlamashlingshlong!”

2) ::After attempting to complete a back flip for the first time and succeeding an arrogant winner exclaims to onlookers:: “bamashlamashlingshlong!”

by Chuck Norris 69 September 30, 2019

Slammer Bammer

When one decides to chug copious amounts of hooch.

Dude Alex is going Slammer Bammer on that $10 rum, while Curt is totally being a pussy about it.

by Scotch Bingeinton September 15, 2011

bambulance

An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car.

caller: Who is this?
dispatcher: This is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency?
c: I need a bambulance
d: Who is this?
c: Joe
d: Where do you need it
c: I'm in the motherfucking phone booth at the Stop 'N' Go

by Clarence K. Deerkiller November 29, 2003

Bamgin

When your so rich you dont even look at the price talk

I AM SO Bamgin- Ksi Olajide William Olatunji

by fbs,t April 21, 2019

bampersand

Derived from b&, derived from band, derived from banned.
The & sign is known as an "ampersand."

Bampersand his ass!

by blank June 19, 2004