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Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over
Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique
by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023
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bagel

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread
by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019
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Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her
by sneeeze August 16, 2021
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Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.
1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009
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Bageling

The act of smearing cream cheese around any hole on your or anyone’s body
by DestDM January 9, 2021
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