Australian gas mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.
-inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term
'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which
symbolizes the use of protective gear against
odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last
night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted
her pussy licked even tho I couldn't get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy March 21, 2024

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Australian milky bomb

When you bust a load off a hill or any high surface, and land it in someone's belongings

"Aye did you see that Australian Milky Bomb I dropped last night?"
"Yeah mate! You got it right in his maccas"

by SamFuller March 13, 2023

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South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024

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australian shotgun

Blowing smoke onto someone else's genitalia for purposes of visually stimulating sexual arousal.

I'm going to give you an Australian shotgun from this bong.

by Aristocratic Linen April 5, 2017

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Australian

A weird species which look and sound exactly like humans but are the evil hell spawn which infest the human kind and must be exterminated to advance the human race. Known for being really hard to kill (Probably because their 'cops' keep on arresting me for aggravated assault).

Me: Have you heard the Australian species
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.

by 239429034802 July 25, 2024

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