Australian Rattlesnake

When you’re getting a blowjob and your partner suddenly lets loose a burp right on your shaft, adding an unexpected, dirty little tremor brewed in the depths of their gut.

Mate, last night she went down on me and hit me with an Australian Rattlesnake mid-slurp — I nearly ascended.

by Lushbeard December 4, 2025

australians

toasted british people

billy bob jr: australians are so cool bro
billy bob sr: nah they are just some toasted british people

by rose from ep December 5, 2025

Australian Buttfuck

When you put you bendy straw into a brown liquid upside down.

Ben put his straw into his Pepsi upside down preforming an Australian buttfuck

by Florida man 363525 December 20, 2025

Australian butterfly kiss

When your snorting Coke off of a strippers/ hookers ass and she can feel your eyelashes sqwink on her buttcheeks

Do you have any more blow? No not any more was giving that stripper “Australian butterfly kisses” all night. Shit was crazy.

by Down river Dan December 30, 2025

Australian hot pot

The process of throwing up into a girl's vagina while she's on her period, then eating her out.

Have you heard of the Australian hot pot? It's some real freaky shit.

by Shiversimp32 January 1, 2026

Australian flashbang

shaving a live flashbang inside your partners ass and then yelling fire in the hole and diving to the other side of the bed.

he yelled fire in the hole too early when doing an Australian flashbang

by bonner_3 March 26, 2025

Australian Turnpike

When you cum, defecate, and vomit at the same time

Jack tried jerking off while chain smoking his vape and pulled an Australian Turnpike

by Joenashhh May 17, 2025