The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
by Helixgamingco August 20, 2021
A beautiful, smart, courages, and all around talented women. I'm exremly proud to call her my girlfriend and i know it will never change baby. I love you with all of my heart!- Jackson Fitts
by the mom.com June 04, 2019
by KENNY THE THICCC BOI March 20, 2018
the person who whips out his peen on the bus to show a girl who has a boy friend he asks out girls with boyfriends and hugs all girls he's just that one he-she. super racist, loves making white people jokes along with being the biggest booty. gross, nasty, just ugh .. if you meet an austin/isaiah don't date.. fricking booty hole who thinks that there better than everyone and calls u his girlfriend ya he's that type of kid.
by unicornbuttlover101 January 22, 2020
Fat ass hoe must be Austin Pots
by Bobby sizu April 02, 2019