When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.
by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020
A glory hole in a porta john
by MFrancinsidethoughts July 30, 2017
Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”
by Brady31 November 28, 2019
by Cum Gremlim January 14, 2020
by Niggggggggggggggggggur February 06, 2017
When you insert chewing tobacco into a girls pussy lip or vaginal cavity and eat her out. The sensation of vaginal stimulation and burning coupled with a nice nicotine buzz will provide the highest orgasm known to man kind.
Billy went to Cowtown Rodeo and used his good old Long-cut Grizzly Dark to give a girl the wildest Texas Lip of her life. She came eight times in the back of his Ford pickup.
by Dirty69 September 19, 2020
A small, city in Cooke County Texas with a population of 1544. Know for events such as Germanfest, Octoberfest, and a meat market,Fischer’s Meat Market. Home of Drew Springer.
by That Conservative Guy December 11, 2020