Texas Vaccine

Natural immunity to COVID 19 gained through partying like a true Texan during COVID times. It is highly recommended to frequently socialize in person with others, consume sufficient amounts of vitamin D, and to regularly exercise both indoors at a gym and outdoors in between doses.

Bob is in no rush to get the Prizer or Moderna COVID 19 vaccine, he already received multiple doses of the Texas Vaccine at various house parties.

by Slyver2020 December 21, 2020

Texas carpool

(Noun) An arrangement between people to make a regular journey in as many vehicles as possible, typically with each person driving an otherwise vacant extended cab pickup truck.

Let's Texas carpool to Whataburger.

by Poopnuggets16 January 16, 2018

Texas Breakfast

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022

texas buttercup

When you fart in your cupped hand and then open it under someone's nose.

"How did you get revenge on Mark for that prank he pulled on you?"
"Oh, I just gave him the ole texas buttercup."

by hyhyhsdfhdf November 22, 2013

texas lube

The act of using whataburger ketchup for lube during sexual intercouse

Ty and Seth only use Texas lube because it has an unmatched consistency

by Hasonmays March 15, 2016

milford texas

A small town of 700 friendly folks and a few old grouches.

Milford Texas is a small, but lovely town.

by 090302 December 30, 2016

Texas Lightshow

The Texas Light Show is the art of placing a Roman Candle in the rectum of a companion, then lighting the fuse, thus causing the firework to shoot out of the buttocks of your companion

D00d, did you see that Texas Lightshow last night?! Bill's butthole is black!!!

by Conrad Lewiston June 4, 2012