Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.

Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.

by Me44longtime October 13, 2023

Oscar

Normally a name for a pretty cool guy.
Either a game developer or a femboy.

hey here comes my guy Oscar

by gabbaghoul32111 November 28, 2023

Oscar Theory

When you live in New York and have a December birthday, and somehow you are still in the same grade you would be in if you had an early birthday. This has nothing to do with Oscar the Grouch.

Cooper: Hey Christian, do you know my friend Oscar from New York?
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 11, 2024

Oscar

Oscar is the biggest simp, any lady that he finds he will lay out a red carpet for them just so he can get into the friendzone

Oscar is a massive simp

by Ooogagooga March 3, 2020

Oscar A-O

good bloke, loves a bit of cucumber with his ham and cheese to spice things up. Love is an understatement for he attraction to yellow rubber ducks. But the one downside is that he is absolutely WANK at hockey.

You’re such an Oscar A-O

by Big Cunt Master March 30, 2019

Oscar

Oscar is one of the best friends you could ever have. he is very nice he is friends with Pedro and Lander. He usually gets friend zoned but he keeps on trying. For Example with dihanna Oscar tried and tried again with getting with dihanna and it finally happened. They are now the perfect couple.

Oscar is a boxer and a soccer player

by Savage Parista February 21, 2019

Oscar the Grouch

When you fill her with cum, then while she cleans up, you dump garbage on her head.

I know it’s real love cause she didn’t leave me after I pulled an Oscar the Grouch.

by Murmage April 7, 2020