Alvaro

An ugly fuck who is constantly high and doesn’t know how to strike a conversation. Alvaro’s are chill though, almost to chill, to the point where they want to do nothing. Will claim about dating a bunch of girls but has never actually had real proof of it. He’s an okay guy though overall

Yo ur a tucked Alvaro

by Daddy fax February 3, 2020

Alcarax

the God of laxatives

Thank Alcarax this piece of shit came out.

by bread infection December 10, 2009

albarran

A sexy ass beaner tgatd would bounce on dick as much as they can and lives there hair but get slot of girl but it doesn't do any good cause they all have choads

Fuck me dad your such a sexy albarran

by Daddy long duck April 7, 2017

Alvaro

An illegal gay Mexican that beats his meat while listening to old record players.

Kid#1:Hey what’s sup with that new kid?

Kid#2:Oh he’s an Alvaro.
Kid#1: Pass me the phone, I’m calling ICE!

by Digital_Grim March 4, 2019

Irish Alarm Clock

when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness

Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.

by stoutlover August 31, 2010

Irish Alarm Clock

The sound someone makes when they overreact about nothing

Person 1: Hey did you hear that joke about the Irish Priest

Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off

Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*

Person 1&2: Oh shit.

by The Grunge Girl thats no bitch August 27, 2009

alvariza

A girl that that have this last name have big boobs and a big ass. She may be from Poland but also from South America and Russia. She is very happy and crazy. She loves boys that plays hockey.

Alvariza you have a so big ass!

by Hello_darling December 12, 2016