Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
by Mr.Willer December 29, 2023
by BOundbyC0ncrete November 03, 2021
The person that I love the most. Every second I spend talking to her makes my day better. She is perfect in every way possible
by Freddie5971 January 10, 2019
by Pull an Alexis March 15, 2022
An amazing girl who may have flaws but are outweighed by all are pros. She may not be the hottest but she can make you feel like you are the only man in the world. If you know Alexis Roberts she’s mine! Not yet but she will be. She has her secrets but if she trusts you more than her best friends she will tell you everything. Treat her right and don’t let her go, no one else on this world even compares to Alexis.
Joe: damn did you see that shawty last night
John: yeah she got but she probably ain’t anything compared to Alexis roberts.
John: yeah she got but she probably ain’t anything compared to Alexis roberts.
by 🟧⬛️ ain’t nothing March 21, 2022
Hello microwave and the two yogurts. So what is an alexis the tree.... well it's the super annoying one of the group who is a vegatarian and is also known as Larry the cucumber. Tree is always wearing a scrunchie usually with her hair up. Trees favorite word is peasant. She laughs at anything remotely funny. Shes owns an android and is made fun of because of it. She has nerdy glasses and she never does her homework. Tree is the one of the group who is easily made fun of. Simply draw the tree with a butt chin and two strands of hair.
Who should we draw next.... how about alexis the tree that smells like rat sauce. (Or something like that) *draw pictures with butt chin and crazy eyes with a couple strands of hair
by Yee haw🤠🤠🤠🤠 April 27, 2019
An elegant woman with such beauty and such grace. She has the biggest of bootys and the biggest of boobs. Her face though tops it all off with such indescribable looks. She is ineffable
Guy 1: Haley Alexis Spaulding has huge boobs and a big butt
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it
by Definitelynotconnorcrawford January 12, 2024