i'll answer after the fifth ring

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .

Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill

by random everthing is me July 8, 2017

After-wood

Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing

I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood

by Aroughvasectomy May 8, 2018

after-sound

the sound after a sound

the after-sound sounded like the wind

by bobsburgers45 March 3, 2018

the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.

I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.

by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016

after mo

An After Mo is a combination of prosecco and pineapple juice.

Ah man, I really don’t want to drink. What about an After mo?

by DanP3 January 18, 2018

keeping kids after the bell

This shit is so fucking illegal, and when it’s lunch the teacher is like

Keeping kids after the bell be like

“If your quiet we will leave and if you don’t you might miss your bus”

by Godissoawesome123 October 16, 2019

After-piss

The intense piss you have to take after an orgasm.

"brb, after-piss."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019