Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.
John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"
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The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.
Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?
Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops
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Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?
Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops
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After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.
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