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Penis Aids

having aids on your penis
"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."
by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023
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Big Aids

A nickname for the superiors. You achieve this after being named Aidan, or Aidyn for 10 years, then you will be promoted to Aids. After mastering the name of AIDS... you will become Big Aids! Big Aids is the scariest of names and if someone is named that... run away and don’t stop running or big aids will give you the big aids!
Me: what’s ur name
Big AIDS: big aids
Me: Oh no! *runs away*
by Ok Ginger December 25, 2019
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Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
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aids mic

A very cheap or low quality microphone that sounds very unpleasant to ones ear.
"Joe Stain has an aids mic."
by netoconection July 24, 2017
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AIDS-bear

A little Teddy bear that used to be sold for AIDS awareness. He has the aids-symbol on his foot and wears a scarf with a little text on it. Pronouns are he/him. No gender. Gender bad.
"That's a cute bear."
"I got him in a second hand store for 50ct"
"does his scarf say 'AIDS'? And what's on his foot?"
"oh, yes, that's all because he's an AIDS-bear."
"oh. Thank you for this information. Have a nice day."
by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022
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Shocker Aid

A historic match played between the 2 biggest teams in the league. "Ingurland V", the biggest team in the league, play "World V" every Thursday at 10:20 AM.
so far, one season has been played of shocker Aid, which resulted in the smaller team, "World V" winning by 1 point in the league table.
Person 1: "you going watching shocker aid at top basket ball court today?"
Person 2:"yeh man"
by hahayehman November 10, 2022
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Aids rich

Being able to get 4 loafs of bread at a gas station, don’t forget the 10 milk too
Hey dude wanna have 5 bologna cheese whiz sandwiches? Isn’t it fun to have a friend who’s Aids rich
by HarryPooterz October 27, 2019
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