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John Smith

The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.
Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.
by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021
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Jake Smith

The sexiest kid ever possible, girls get orgasms just by looking at him has a perfect combination of blue eyes and bright blonde hair and us amazing and is shy when it comes to social media but rocks in the real exterior world... He is known to be an amazing comedian and a really above average student.
Girl: Hey Jake Smith is the coolest guy in class ever heard of him!

2nd Girl: He is so sexy just want to kiss him so bad
by Cool Names America November 24, 2021
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Kyle Smith

kyle smith is so majestic look at him
by browngirl69 September 5, 2021
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Hayden Smith

Really cool and more cool👍. would sex on sight(because epic sexy and also cool).
Guys it's Hayden Smith, is this a fnaf reference? I'm literally cumming!
by LaminatedGrapes March 27, 2022
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Will Smith Moment

Noun / Action: An act done purely out of impulse, cowardice and / or out of pure insecurity, often accompanied by disastrous consequences to one's own credibility. See 2022 Oscars for more information.
Did you see Joe's Will Smith Moment last night? Rick called him a virgin as a joke in front of his friends and Joe hit him so hard he got a concussion.
by Supereffective! March 28, 2022
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Helen Smith

A rancid and cretinous mound of blue waffle. Can't help but reference it's trivial psychology degree. Completely full of shit, hated by all.
Can I spread eagle for inspection, I think I have Helen Smith?

Check my anus dude, I think I have H.

Make my swamp great again!

I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.
by Sean Carrington May 22, 2020
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asher smith

bro he looks like an asher smith..
by ravenlovesyou November 23, 2021
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