mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

hurted

hurts even worse then “hurt”

son that hurted when yu through the ball at me .

by devin dipascal November 27, 2018

Squirt and hurt

When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.

Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty

by Jersey Nick June 9, 2021

neck hurt

n-word

When he saw black guy he suddenly shouted: "NECK HURT"!

by -FYD August 6, 2025

This shit hurts

Thinking hallucinations hurt your body.

Damn this shit hurts.

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019

hurted

my teacher is a dumass and i said it hurted after some girl hit me in the knee the teacher corrected me and i said its past tense and i said its a word now and im going to post it on urban dictionary as you can tell im dooing it now

it hurted after she hit me in the knee

by blackguywith privliges November 27, 2019

Hurted

the more logical way of saying something hurt

“a hit my knee. it hurted”

by notverysensible November 10, 2021