Sidewalk Diving

The Act of Passing out during a night of heavy partying and falling face first on to the floor a perfect ten is recieved when the arm and hands are not used to break ones fall.

Dude what happend to your face? Where you out sidewalk diving?
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.

by Skin Chizzler June 9, 2011

scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P

Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

fear of diving boards

filip he fears diving boards

he has a fear of diving boards

by Anonymous 273 July 8, 2023

The dive

When a "crack addict" takes a shit, and is out of crack so he/she reaches into the toilet and picks apart her/his feces in order to get the morsels of leftover crack and re-use them.

Guy 1: "Yo where's Matty? I got some dope shit he should try"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man you just missed him, he went to the bathroom. Probably in there getting ready to do the dive"

by TheNewt June 14, 2019

Alabama high dive

It’s when a girl lays on her belly and holds her legs together and the man inserts on top, and the girl twerks or Gyrates while the man is inside

I banged heather like on a Alabama high dive

by Hdizzel August 13, 2022

Pussy diving

When u lay ike a sniper and start singing love songs to the pussy... dive in no spotter necessary...laa laa laa naa naa naa...

I was pussy diving last night bro.. had my chick spider crawling backwards.

by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024

Gallywix Dive Team

Best Guild on the East Coast of the United States.

Random Newb: Yo how'd you get into the Gallywix Dive Team?
Team member: Honestly I'm not even that good at PvP, but I am a certified ass eater.
Random Newb: Oh, nice. I eat ass too, can I join?
Team member: Sure! */ginvite*

by BestAssEaterEastCoast December 13, 2021