"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.
Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012
Get the Matt Rags mug.An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.
by Babycomeback January 13, 2013
Get the Matt Whiteman mug.A rapper from my home town new westminster. first album magnum opus was pretty awsome, consisted of pretty melo beats and sweet rhymes. second album blissful ignorance, was made with killer beats and badass and insightful lyrics. he went 2 my highschool ndub. (yes thats an abreviation.)
"check your eardrums, cause they're about to explode"
guy 1: dude we're in new west.
guy 2: yea we're always here.
guy 1: lets listen to matt brevner
guy 2: YES FANTASTIC IDEA.
guy 1: dude we're in new west.
guy 2: yea we're always here.
guy 1: lets listen to matt brevner
guy 2: YES FANTASTIC IDEA.
by mattyv4 June 27, 2011
Get the Matt Brevner mug.A "Matt Blackwell" is a special kind of shitbag. Matt is quite straggly and useless. A bit bossy for such a less than average build. Almost even a pussy of sorts. An asshat of a person. All talk, yet no backup. Quick to draw in a fistfight because we know he just couldn't win. What wanker..
by Bitch Muffin March 14, 2019
Get the Matt Blackwell mug.He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat
by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018
Get the Matt Jordan mug.A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.
by littlebabybitch January 7, 2019
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