goose cock

a dumb ass drunk often trying to fight or rape his friends to compensate for being rape by Canadians a smart ass know it all

Man goose cock got all drunk and tried to rape me in the woods

by Page Master June 21, 2011

gooses neck

a currency exchange slip. a cheque.

he fixed us up with a gooses neck as soon as we finished the job. sweet.

by darryharry December 23, 2008

mother goosed

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.

Brad got mother goosed again.

by NateZ October 14, 2005

grey goose

clear liquid when mixed w/lemonade mix.this mixture will have you talking shit and driving drunk all weekend long.

nothing is better than a date with a grey goose.

by op March 11, 2004

goose poop

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.

Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.

by steelnip April 04, 2008

aboosing the goose

A Canadian euphemism for mastrubation.
The only right way of saying it is with a Canadian accent.

Examples:
"Logan's gone again. Must be aboosin' the goose somewhere, eh?"

"I was drunkely aboosing my goose in my igloo, when I heard a scratching sound. I wondered what it was all aboot, but it was my trusty moose , so instead of aboosing the goose I went aboosing the moose with a lot of booze."

by Potato_Harvest January 06, 2018

goose hole

another word for one's anus.

I need to sneak into the bathroom and grease up my goose hole.

by juanyswany October 04, 2015