The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023

Doctors Degree

When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.

Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"

by Mercedes1108 September 28, 2008

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Created Doctor Sparta - Reign

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Created Doctor Sparta - Reign

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Created Doctor Sparta - Reign

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Doctor Sanchez

A Doctor Sanchez, or Dr. Sanchez, occurs when an individual applies fecal matter from another individual's rectum directly in the space between the nose and lip while wearing latex gloves, leaving a mustache made from their own feces. It is essentially a dirty sanchez with the finger instead of the member.

I went to the doctor and he checked my prostate while I was prostrate; but when he finished, he gave me a Doctor Sanchez.

by Boopieman March 5, 2019

instant doctor

When you fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury

Instant doctor : Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke

by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020

Doctor T

A fun and charismatic individual. Typically adorned with a monocle, suit, aesthetic cane, and top hat.

"Hey, have you heard of Doctor T? He's the go-to expert when it comes to improving your appearance and actions. He specializes in bringing out the best in people, helping them enhance their overall look and behavior."

by OpaGramps January 1, 2024

Doctor

A person that kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.

I'm sorry, is this some sort of American joke that I'm too European to understand? Doctor

by DarkMoon_17 January 16, 2020