Brandon

Usually gay dumb talkative and no one likes

Why are you talking so much you must be pulling a brandon

by awilddoggo July 31, 2019

Brandon

He is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.he is so dreamy and athletic and can do flips.he always get girls and has a weird obsession with socks and ketchup. He will have a friend named Makenzie and she will leave school. He has a homie named Ryan on south. You could never try and win an argument with him he will soon grow up to be rich. Also he has lots of weird looking socks.

Brandon actually means weird as in loves socks it’s French for love bird

by Cornchickenpopizs November 17, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is the most hottest, sexiest, funniest guy you will ever meet in your life.

You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.

Brandon your hot as hell.

by ok boomer 12353 November 29, 2019

Brandon

Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.

“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”

by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019

brandon

need girlfriend

brandon is lonely and wants a girlfriend

by fymFUCKME December 3, 2019

Brandon

He is very cocky to everyone but it is very hard to win an argument with him because of his cockiness. He is very nice sometimes when he's with friends but when he's around girls he changes his personality and tries to be cool around them. It is very easy for him to make friends. He gets a lot of boners for no reason even with guys.

Me: Hi how you doing Brandon?
Brandon: Whatssup b****.
Girl: Hi Brandon.
Brandon: Hi (Ignores Me)
Girl: Why do you have a boner?
Brandon: Um....

by porn9 December 14, 2019

Brandon

The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion

Look at that loser, he must be a Brandon

by Roxyroo May 2, 2019