Mondays in Alchemy

The place to be when you're too old for Wezz and too young for Coppers.

No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.
Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?

Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"
by G20ification September 04, 2011
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Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021
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Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.
Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.
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Raspberry Monday

When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.

Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.
Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!
by RaspberryMonday July 12, 2010
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A month of Mondays

A month on Mondays is four weeks
Ali, I haven’t played call of duty with my brother in a month of Mondays
by Mister Pasta May 29, 2023
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Monday quarterbacking

1. Just bullshiting off the top of your head
2. Saying whatever comes to your mind
1. Jimmy was pretty much Monday quarterbacking the whole presentation
by Protein Dan July 30, 2018
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happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends
On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee June 19, 2017
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