Texas Lip

When you insert chewing tobacco into a girls pussy lip or vaginal cavity and eat her out. The sensation of vaginal stimulation and burning coupled with a nice nicotine buzz will provide the highest orgasm known to man kind.

Billy went to Cowtown Rodeo and used his good old Long-cut Grizzly Dark to give a girl the wildest Texas Lip of her life. She came eight times in the back of his Ford pickup.

by Dirty69 September 19, 2020

Texas Instrument

A gun. A choppa. A burner. You need a Texas Instrument to calculate math problems and a Texas Instrument to stay calculated. Stop playin' wit me.

John: Don't let me catch you in the streets

Tevin: I ain't worried. I keep a Texas Instrument on meh

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

texas tampon

When a country girl takes her bloody tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag

Who ever hit my dog is gonna get a texas tampon.

by Ascendant Succ October 24, 2017

Texas Rattlesnake

When you bash together 2 beers and then proceed to simultaneously drink both.

My guy was drunk last night, grabbed 2 Budweisers, and did a Texas Rattlesnake.

by Pops the Sailor June 18, 2017

texas promise

If a friend promise a Texas promise they lose their nutsack

Adam Texas promised that he would win the game but he lost, so johnny cut off his nutsack

by Bsmdns February 22, 2018

texas tingle

When a southern girl gets wet thinking about a Texas cowboy.

My girlfriend loves to go to the rodeo, probably just for the Texas tingle!sexual excitement

by Licknfingergood February 26, 2018

Texas carpool

(Noun) An arrangement between people to make a regular journey in as many vehicles as possible, typically with each person driving an otherwise vacant extended cab pickup truck.

Let's Texas carpool to Whataburger.

by Poopnuggets16 January 16, 2018